FAVORITE PRO-CARNIVORE QUOTES

I was watching The Cleveland Show tonight and in one scene, Cleveland's step-daughter, who was incensed at the treatment of a reindeer, offered this gem:

"Cruelty to animals is wrong - except when it results in a bacon double cheeseburger."

So I started thinking of all the great pro-meat quotes I'd heard and I decided to post a few of them ... enjoy!

"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistant irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegeterians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food." — Anthony Bourdain

"There's room for all of God's creatures - right next to the mashed potatoes." - Unknown

"Vegetarian: old Indian word for 'Lousy Hunter'." - Bumper Sticker

"Behold the Venus flytrap, the complete answer to the philosophy of vegetarianism" - Tom Edwards

"Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self righteousness." - Robert Hutchinson

"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" - John Cleese

"Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat--that's bad for you!" - Tom Smothers

"Vegetarian = more meat for me!" - Bumper Sticker

"Eating a plate of food that contains no animal product of any kind marks you down as a squirrel." - Jeremy Clarkson